He is baby
I do not understand my current cats. They are not mature enough to be indoor/outdoor cats. They do not come when I call them when they are outdoors, and they try to escape up trees when they are outdoors. This is new for cats for me. All my previous cats, when they were out, if I call they came running. Also they knew how to climb trees and didn’t get stuck upside down like orange idiots. Okay there was that one time but they were a kitten and it was a screen door and also it did not start out upside down it does not count. Maybe I do not smell enough like cat food
Some cats aren’t food motivated.
Maybe I do not smell enough like cat food
You gotta embrace that crazy-cat-lady way. Then you’ll smell like em and they’ll come back running :3
pictures in my head as some weirdo rubs themselves in cat food opens the screen door to the garden and starts yelling at their cats
It’s definitely his. Now it’s the time to start putting together the other bed.
You mean to tell me it’s not?
Put a sheet of tinfoil in there while waiting for the baby to arrive. That’ll keep him out.
Can’t take that away at this point if a human child needs one you need to build a new crib.
All Cats Are Babies
He is ready to welcome your hairless kitten.
P.s. I have to cover my guest bed with a sacrificial sheet until company comes, I have a dog who likes to keep it ready as well.




