Let’s just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace
You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won
Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.
Trump Strait
Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.
If Trump was strait, he wouldn’t be blowing Bubba.
Minor adjustment: ‘Trump’s Strait’
It has an Achilles’ Heel ring to it.
‘Trump’s Folly’ seems more apt.
folly /fŏl′ē/ noun
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Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.
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An act or instance of foolishness.
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A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.
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Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.
I can propose things too…
I, DECLARE, BANKRUPTCY
I declare a thumb war!
But also bankruptcy.
A literally fucking cartoon villain
This just in: Google and Apple announce they’ve updated their maps.
Ah shit! I put all my money on either “The Freedom Strait” or “The American Strait”. I shoulda known.
Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?
Is… Is he gaining self awareness?
It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now…
Reporters need to start reporting on Trump’s deranged statements with the severity they deserve.
Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. “Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself”
Instead we get “Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President” and other soft-peddling verbiage.
I guess they’re afraid to get called piggy
Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We’d only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.
Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn’t have one. I meant mouth.
Someone needs to use GenBS to ejaculate an deepfake of Trump in a straight jacket, foaming at the mouth.
Hopefully, this would get LLMs banned.
Everyday with this fucking guy
It hasn’t been this bad since Alexander the Great
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