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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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      Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. “Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself”

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        Instead we get “Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President” and other soft-peddling verbiage.

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    Canada Proposes Renaming “Strait of Hormuz” to “Strait of our Moose”

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    Nah, rename that one.

    “Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

    “Trump’s Strait under fire”

    “America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

    “Trump fails to secure Strait

    Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

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    You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

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    Trump Strait

    Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

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    Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

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    By this time next year he’ll have renamed half the major cities on earth

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      That will be very aladeen

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