What would your Ideas be?
Full utilitarianism. Pacific Ocean is now “Ocean 1”. Atlantic is “Ocean 2”. So on, and so forth.
And we’re serializing the countries while we’re at it (random number assignment, no major economy gets to have #1 for ego reasons). I can already see the signs: “Country 4 is #1!”.
Every flag is a solid pantone color. Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.
Don’t use numbers as they indicate a priority.
Use random 32 bit base64 strings instead. You can technically order them but not in a useful sense.
Fine, every country gets a UUID and is a file in /var
/dev/ocean/by-id/a3cecd70-7ae6-4502-a0a1-92bd4db700f6
Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.
Oooh!
- Australia could be “Hot and Deadly”
- Most of the Southern US could be “Poor and Backward-y”
- Lots of locations in South America could be “Lush and Birdy”.
- The border between Russia and Ukraine could be “War Incurred-y”
- Washington DC could be “Trump’s Diaper Filled with Turdies”
- An alternative for Auatralia is “Cunt isnt a swear word-y”
- The whole planet could be “the fact that we havent released the unredacted Epstein files is absurd-y”
Pacific #1
Suck shit Atlantic!
The rest of the world should just rename America, itself.
I would rename the dead sea to death sea and the red sea to blood sea. The mediterranian sea shall be named realm of souls.
It touches the US so you call it American sea. This follows the same rule as bacterial contamination.
Canada -> North America
North America -> North America America
South America -> Tren De Aqua America
United Kingdoms -> Old America
Cuba -> New America
Japan -> Anime America
China -> Evil America
But it’s not a sea, it’s an ocean. There is a difference!
The sea = ocean
I sea what they did there.
Fuck it, no more names. We just call it “The Ocean”.
water
more water
water 2.0
I can’t believe it’s water (alt: I can’t believe it’s not land)
It’s clearly the donnyjeffy ocean.
I’ve been saying that Canada should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada.
You mean Lake Illinois?
no YOU’RE a frickin’ C
You aren’t supposed to end sentences on a proposition…
Straight of Hormuz -> Epstein-Trump Straight
Epstein Ocean
But like… do You know origin of current name?
Sea of Atlas or Sea beyond the Atlas Mountains.
Change Lake Erie to Moist Ohio
