What, they suddenly realise there’s babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?
Gotta keep the war hate machine going
Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!
You mean Space Lazers or dare I say… Jewish Space Lazers?
I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement
We’re Jews out in space
We’re zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We’re Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its placeWhen goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We’ll slap them right back in the faceWhen they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.
I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.
Israel’s track record of abiding by international laws and treaties is… Well. Less than stellar.
they’ll use those weapons too. And they’ll feel great about using them.
Ha! Israel following agreements regarding weapons. Ahh … good one!
From what I understand it’s only WMDs that are internationally banned from space, while obviously a rather distasteful thing to do it’s not unlawful to put conventional weapons in space. The Soviets armed some of their space stations with autocannon for example, which isn’t even the best example of their space programme making Bond villains everywhere look like complete scrubs.
They need to be able to orbitally bombard Palestinian schoolchildren - matter of national security
Hamas made them go to space obviously.
They’ll tell us they found Hamas tunnels … in space.
Netanyahu: “I will go to the last place not corrupted by
living journalistsgeneral concern for human rightsbrown peopleHamasanti-semitism - *giggles* - SPAAAACE!”*vaporizes a hospital from orbit*
And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.
When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?
Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.
I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.
So MTG was right…
Frankly terrifying. Like, imagine if the Nazis had been first to develop nuclear weapons kind of terrifying.
Technically they were, but they worked for the americans (Operation Paperclip took in nazi rocket scientists and physicists, providing them safe haven in the us in exchange for them working on the gadget)
Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It’s the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That’s what they use when they can’t bribe politicians to support them.
Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.
Hang on, isn’t “the only reason we (US) haven’t done that is because it’s illegal and also I’m pretty sure we’ve secretly done that already?”
I mean, it’s clear international law no longer applies but isn’t this another example of that?
Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.
I’m going to make an RTS game that reflects an accurate Israel as an international foe
