I feel like there should be a picture of Gir in between the hair dye and the Pick of Destiny.
It’s definitely missing Gir and the Blink-182 Self Titled album logo.
Actually if we wanted to be pedantic, (and why else are we here?) we could argue this is too wide a spread and encompasses multiple mini-generations. For example I loved MSI and Foamy and Tenacious D, but I was already in high school when Pick of Destiny came out and likewise I hated Happy Tree Friends as I felt it was both awful and mostly for younger kids (who shouldn’t have been watching it, but it beats rotten.com and some of the other early Internet stuff they missed the boat on, but I digress…) This covers a wide spread of the early and mid to late 2000s and that doesn’t seem like much from an outside perspective but this was back when years felt a proper length.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is there for Johnen Asked L Vasquez rep though
IF YOU’RE SO SMART, EXPLAIN THIS CLARISSA! POW!
I do love me some MSI.
I’m something of a man of culture myself.

I’m having a hard time finding a good picture, but I had a whole wall of Frankenstein Girls lyrics written in silver sharpie.
Clearly, DICKS ARE FOR YOUR FRIENDS, WISHING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE!
They used to be, but lately idk, I’m too old to be keeping up with all the kids.
SOME OTHER WAY, SOME OTHER PLACE, YOU COULD BE REAL IMPORTANT!
I think that bottom picture gets the message across juuuust fine.
What, you don’t like my collection of glass bottles including a Perrier?
They’ve been my favorite band for a long time, and I’ve even got a picture somewhere of me kissing Jimmy. But it is sad what has become of them, with the legations against Jimmy and all that.
As another big fan, I don’t think there’s a single surprising allegation against Jimmy. When people tell you, repeatedly, who they are you gotta believe them.
I get that he’s always been quite the deviant, but I didn’t think that extended to underage girls… but I guess I should’ve known since the pic I have of kissing him i was 16, and while I’m a guy, I know that Jimmy doesn’t seem to care either way.
I feel like every touring musician with a mostly youth audience at least up into the 2010s was taking advantage of their underage fans. It just wasn’t as big of a deal, culturally. I graduated in 2009 and had plenty of friends and classmates dating older people, and I do think it’s creepy now as an adult but the adults in our lives at the time certainly didn’t seem that bothered. The fact that some artists have been crucified over relatively benign behavior while others are still revered despite their repeated flagrant abuse of minors I think speaks more to the fan bases of those musicians than anything else. MSI and Brand New fans are more the types to hold people accountable for their actions than RHCP fans, for example.
Ooh! Ooh! Are we doing JTHM again? That means I get to post this picture one more time:

That you?
Indeed, holding the pair of scissors from this column.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go tend to this wall in my basement. You know how it is.
Don’t let it dry out!
I have that image of Foamy as a tattoo
Is that the cartoon squirrel? I remember the squirrel from back in the day but I can’t remember the name of the show… or the squirrel…
Yep. The rude little squirrel
yessss, JTHM! That shit was so cool to me
Also I introduced my friend group to Donnie Darko and American History X and it gave me remarkable street cred lol All of a sudden I was “the movie guy”
Wish I could find some Bawls today.
I was just reminded of that the other day. They have a store locator.
Looks like the closest retailer is 45 minutes away from me. Not really worth a trip for, and I wouldn’t trust mailing to my address (people steal packages around here.)
But ah well, thank you anyway! Hopefully others can benefit from your link as well.
They’re just another HFCS drink now, I don’t think the bottles are even glass anymore.
I partly want it for the drink, but I mostly want it for the nostalgia. I’ve got fond memories of sharing that drink with a high school friend that passed away. If I get ahold of a bottle, I’ll be cheers-ing to him, even if it’s plastic.
Mindless Self Indulgence. Good times.
The Shut Me Up music video was great. It was all over my high school for quite a while.
Hmmm, I feel like an Mp3 player should be part of this collage.
Don’t be dissing on Foamie
I feel seen…
Bawls isn’t using real sugar anymore fyi
I guess you’ll just have to put unsweetened bawls in your mouth then.
Sugar alcohol versions are a thing now too but that’s a good thing.
So they still use real bawls?
Stone ground
It’s time for you to wake up, and take me, to the baggle shop, for a baggle with cream cheese, that creamy creamy cheese, OR FACE MY SQUIRRELY RATH!
I do have squirrely wrath you know. It’s one of those, hidden nature things.
I’ll give you Bawls and Pixie Sticks as for wannabe edgy kids, but DDR was mostly otaku and otaku adjacent.
I got really good at the DDR knockoff where you waved your hands over sensors so I could play it on my break at the mall and not get sweaty.
I thought I looked so cool tryharding that techno hand-jive.
Fucking loved foamy the squirrel
I haven’t been in a while, but a couple years ago, you could still find Bawls at Microcenter of all places.
Yeah they still carry it. I pick one up for nostalgia purposes every now and then if I’m there











