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“Fighting for custody of his organs” is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.
A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this
A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as “birthing a hooved animal”. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Just his shirt, i strip naked
It’s how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way
Sometimes I just need that extra ankular distance to open up the passageways a little more
Fightin, Lovin, Poopin is the Journey song we needed but never got.
Now it’s your turn boy to cryy!
Nahhh nahh n-nahhh nahh nah
In the immortal words of Howie Mandel, “it’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.”
fighting for me life in here
Godspeed.
Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.
Sidebar, I love your username. I
Oh shit, something has awakened.
It frees you up.
Hey, not bad.
some of y’all need to eat some g-d vegetables
Beans
Also, bidet.
If I think it’s going to be a journey and I’m not in a situation where I don’t care what my shirt looks like (like doing chores on the weekend) but a nice shirt I don’t want to wrinkle more than I need to… shirt’s coming off.
Sometimes you just need more skin touching air, sometimes it’s the sweat making tattle tale creases.
Sometimes just need to feel free
Maybe he was hot
I just do this so that my shirt doesn’t get in the way when wiping
Cut out the middleman and just wipe with your shirt
I do this so my clothes don’t absorb the smell of shit
Oh my god, I’ve never seen someone else think this. Hello twin…
It frees us up. No encumbrances.
