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minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 months agoIn America pressing that button is considered a government handout. You’re supposed to cross the street using common sense and determination. Real men don’t even look to check when they cross the street because they have God on their side.
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoIf you’re a true alpha, the drivers can sense it and they will stop for you.
minus-squareremotedev@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoFrogger was training for real life
In America pressing that button is considered a government handout. You’re supposed to cross the street using common sense and determination. Real men don’t even look to check when they cross the street because they have God on their side.
If you’re a true alpha, the drivers can sense it and they will stop for you.
Frogger was training for real life