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zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

We never saw him again

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We never saw him again

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zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored

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      If I were a guest, I’d either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order “The Complete Sampler” just to see what happens.

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        It’s part of the hidden menu.

        You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”

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          It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.

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    Chaotic neutral, gotta love it

  • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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    “Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible.”

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    What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

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    Bubba Gump way off the mark here.

    That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.

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    this guy is a legend 😂

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    “two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?”

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    This is the best thing I’ve read today.

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    Could have been like the ‘meow’ scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you’d let him go.

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