
If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored
If I were a guest, I’d either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order “The Complete Sampler” just to see what happens.
It’s part of the hidden menu.
You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”
It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.
Chaotic neutral, gotta love it
“Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible.”
What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.
Bubba Gump way off the mark here.
That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.
this guy is a legend 😂
“two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.
Could have been like the ‘meow’ scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you’d let him go.
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