This is a quality shitpost right here. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
That’s the first draft script of 2001, as written by an old-fashioned AI ‘expert system.’
Kubrik decided it was more cost-effective to just have HAL sing ‘Daisy, Daisy.’
You can tell they didn’t have the money to do it for real
They’re propping the door open with a coat rack
If Kubrick had filmed a fake moon landing the conspiracy wouldn’t exist. The nimrods that believe that shit couldn’t begin to fathom how much of an insane perfectionist he was, he’d have created his own moon
He’d have faked it, but he’d have insisted on filming on location to fake it
Exactly, Stanley did a lot of things, good and bad. But he wasn’t gonna half ass it that’s for fucking sure
I like your way of thinking here. I’m honestly not sure if the actual geologists working on lunar soil simulants today are more hardcore than Kubrick was back then.
With all the cuts to NASA and the American scientific enterprise generally, we could use this kind of angel perfectionist director these days. I wonder if Denis Villeneuve could be convinced to forget about Arrakis for a while and work closer to home…
I don’t want to be that guy… however:


lol
Fuck I knew she looked familiar
Real talk: I heard somewhere that this is Jack Black’s Mom.
The connections she made on set are how Jack Black got his start Hollywood
Interesting interpretation of this photo…
She’s so fine
good one xD
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That is not correct… that picture is ALL OF HER OWN ACCOMPLISHMENTS, not a movie script…
It’s only one of her accomplishments. She has more.
As of 2026, Science has solved about half of the Van Allen Belt radiation problem for human space travel.


