God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
He’s still refining his prompts
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
Those flies totally had it coming!
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
God
Regret
Is God’s in-moment regret a part of his plan?
“I need to look like I didn’t see this coming.”
”God works in mysterious ways ”
Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it
Tbh the world being God streaming a game of the Sims makes more sense
“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
edit: punctuation
67!
1,105,185,179,339,051,069,340,904,821,109,256,497,792,958,645,880,288,624,051,564,500,008,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ?
What about that number?
Too long
What are you talking about? It rolls right off the tongue
0118, 999, 88199, 9119, 725…3
🫲 🫴🫷🫸👈👉
🤷♂️🤷♂️
Not only that, but he failed to wipe out the humans and animals. Not exactly instilling confidence…
When I was a kid I used this as an example of the Christian God being a complete monster. Now I look around and wish he’d been more thorough.
Moe throwing Barney out only for Barney to immediately walk in the back door meme
Family Annihilator
Man, what a shit deity. So much for “omnipotent” if he can’t create shit he won’t regret.
Us too buddy, us too
Diogenes: Behold, God!
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I remember a cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. It was 2 people, both obviously gods. The one that was larger and bearded was looking down on a smaller child like person. The child was showing the adult a planet he had created, (earth) in his cupped hands. The adult sized god looks down at it simply says, “And now that you have had your little joke…”
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
