What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
Couldn’t be, there’s protein on the plate
It’s the new barbecue place in town
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
Yes
Can’t be. Meat isn’t blue enough.
No, I heard those meals need to be “steamed” 🤪
“We do things a little different around here.”
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
Differently? Alright, what’s on tap?
“we serve coke products here, sir”
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
Or all you can eat with a tablet
They charge differently maybe
The new BBQ place in my town
That is $300
Depends on which currency I suppose but probably not $300 in the one you were thinking
Just say the price you actually paid for that platter for 6 (judging by the hamburger buns) with those boiled looking brisket without a smoke ring.
Wouldn’t $300 in any currency still be $300?
Like 5 kilogram of any material is still 5 kilogram?
Sure you might have one block of steel and 250.000 grains of rice… But still 5 kilogram.
The way those rolls were laying i thought it was just an entire loaf of challah bread.
want
I’d love to see their “smoker”. Zero smoke rings on anything in this picture and that pulled pork looks like crock pot pulled pork.
That brisket is a crime against humanity.
Mmmhhmmmmm
It’s been ages since I’ve set foot in a bbq restaurant because of this.
*equips cane, glasses, and supplemental O2 tank*
Back in my day, an entree in these places wouldn’t break the bank, and would send you home with leftovers every time.
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
Ah yes the three item meal plus one other thing.
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
Where are you getting $24 handjobs?
Hey, I heard you have $24…
And it’s burning a hole in my pocket
It’s a quick handy, gotta maximize profits. A little rugburn is inevitable.
That’s actually the VD
From a handy?
Your mom
Briskit is $40/lb at the last bbq place I went.
It’s spelled Brexit
Finally, a career that I can excel at
Oh if that’s what’s being served at $25 I’d wonder if I’m trapped on the Abraham Lincoln and just dissociating/imagining my daily life.
Rudy’s menu near me. 2.50 more for “moist”.
Always splurge for moist.
Rudy’s is good in a pinch but way better options across TX.
Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it’s good that way…
Sorry, I brought my own
I feel bad for people that don’t have access to good Barbecue.
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree… I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
Texas has the shittiest fucking barbecue. To the point where they shouldn’t even be fucking calling it barbecue it’s fucking garbage. If someone asked if you want barbecue in Texas, you should expect a fucking sausage on a tortilla. Fucking trash.
You are definitely wrong. La BBQ was one of the best meals of my life and then they ended up getting a Michelin star. There are other Austin places like Moreno’s that are also amazing. Any time I visit I go straight to BBQ places.
Well whatever we had was worlds better than my states crap. Just curious if Texas bbq is that bad what bbq is the best in your eyes?
That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.
More like 15 here, sales tax sucks in WA
10.4% last I checked. Nice and regressive.
10.55% combined state + county + city in Seattle.
I hope you don’t like schools or an educated population
Sales tax is regressive.
Pickles? In this economy?
There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.
There’s a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
I mean the math does work out. Picture is $25, twice the amount of food for $50 is literally the same
And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.
