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This is a horror story. The person flips the switch accidentally one day and when they flip it back on…
- they aren’t the same person
- they lose all their memories because they were stored in RAM
- something evil is no longer contained
- nothing happens, they just stay off. FOREVER!
- they crap their pants, it’s the bowel control switch
Might want to tape that one.
“Doc, I have this terrible headache.”
“Have you tried turning yourself off and then turning yourself on again?”
“I mean, not literally.”
“Yeah. Last night. That’s why I have the headache now.”
He’s just turned on, doc is right.
It’s like that story with the neck ribbon, but with the added horror of never getting shirts you fit right



