What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰
You seem to be hauling ass…
I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄
All Cops Are Bottoms
In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better.
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
I’m not saying it’s right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.
Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.
Because I’m not gay, and I’m not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I’d do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.
The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.
People don’t hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now!
Yeah sit down straight guy. You don’t get to tell us the climate of tolerance.
Used to? Waves vaguely at the US.
I don’t know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat.
New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted…
Then again, it’s New Hampshire…
I agree stupid bumper sticker
Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd.
Shit, why argue? I’m a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway.
The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you
No cop was ever born who isn’t a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift.
Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph.
Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway).
By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny.
“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Because you’re hoping I’m gay?”
I’ve seen this porn
Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry…
Yeah, except most married cops probably have Grindr
Reminds me of this (sfw) animation: https://e621.net/p/4rrhf
Gay cops are still oppressors just as much.
ACAG
Hey now, not all cocksuckers are bad cocksuckers!
