Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.

I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.

He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.

He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.

I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.

I’m calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.

“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”

saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king

That dude looks stressed as fuck.

excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice

Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.

Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays

I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.

He’s right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.

It’s a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.

Whatever works

Working hard or hardly working, eh?

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I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I’m not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves… in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt… but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don’t have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It’s gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just… not in my eyes, please.

Fuck man, I must be one of the gayest people on earth then. Get it? Fuck man? Hahaha… I’m sorry.