That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature’s yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn’t have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I’m that stupid! I’ve already written my name in the front. It’s already claimed, sorry!
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Oh that’s probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he’ll fall in love with you. Then he’ll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn’t that nice?
I want to believe there is not in fact porn on the internet of Light Yagami and Ryuk. But knowing Rule 34, there almost certainly is. I’ll avoid searching for it and keep my blissful ignorance.
You on the DPH?
Psh. I’m popping straight Mellies over here.
I’m at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn’t even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I’m not even on the hard shit.
Pretty sure that’s a Moltres
Sleep paralysis friend
We are leeeeegion
Holy smokes! It might be the very dear Lamont!
Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn’t people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like… hypothetically… if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes… is that such a bad thing?
this goes hard
