The Onion is truly redundant
Sounds like gender affirming care to me.
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What about the mental deficiency of the President? No?
What are you on about? He’s passed all those impossible cognitive tests! He’s obviously high IQ.
He is the Commander in Chief of the armed forces.
What about testing ethanol levels in secretaries of defense?
Is alcohol a testosterone suppressant? I remember that it contributes to a low sperm count.
Yup, alcohol messes with about every organ system in the body
So now he’s in favour of HRT?
Only for manly men. And if you call it something else.
What he thinks he’s building: a supersoldier program. What he’s building: a gender affirming care program.
This is a ride to start using “guidelines” to start juicing up the troops to insane levels.
Are they making some sort of corellation between testosterone and propensity towards violence? Like a cartoon would?
Well, Hitler gave his soldiers meth, so sHitler should give his some aggression hormone with help of his field marshal Heitelth.
Are women going to also be tested? What happens when their levels come back low? Will they be deemed not capable enough to continue working?
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looks like we’re heading back to eugenicists
Pete better be the first in line since excessive alcohol consumption can lower testosterone levels.
every accusation is an admission
What a fucking loser. I can’t even describe how pathetic he is when he tries to put on his tough face. Fucking cosplaying motherfucker probably got tea-bagged too often in CoD and now has to take it out on actual soldiers.
This is the best leadership he is capable of…
