If your AI needs a »personality« to keep you engaged, you’re no longer just buying hardware. You’re buying a relationship designed by a corporation. The biggest risk isn’t smarter AI. It’s outsourcing companionship, habits, and decisions to a product that ultimately serves its maker.
… Claude, is that you
Can move on it’s own?! Just what I always wanted! An obnoxious speaker creature that follows me around, “learns” about me, and never shuts the fuck up.
These guys have their fingers on the pulse.
I already have a cat.
Hey, at least cats have the decency to be in charging mode 23 hours a day.
Cats don’t learn about you. They learn how to control you. Oh.
They built a literal DJroomba. Parks and rec writers > OpenAI.
The machine would have access to a user’s digital life, drawing off things like emails, sources said.
haha no, not even if hell freezes over
I’d only ever agree to this if it was a self hosted and open source system that had been audited by trusted individuals. There’s no way I’m opening my life up to a co pant like that.
What they’re proposing: C-3PO.
What they’re planning: Droideka.
What they’ll sell: R5-D4.
All we want: Gonk.
website doesn’t work, says I have to disable my adblocker
Weird how “AI” still isn’t magical…
Now I’m intrigued because another article called it a light-up keyboard, and still another called it a ChatGPT Remote.
Just what us plebes have simply been asking for!
