This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
This actually sounds genius. Be the change you want to see in the world!
Stop suggesting good uses for AI!
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
Is he a beast or a muppet?
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
No it’s Hugh Jackman
That reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with the woman getting facial surgery. “The eye of the beholder” or something along those lines
I was going for a play on the song am I a man or a muppet, but replacing man for beast, was maybe a bit obscure
Woosh straight over my head
I would pay good money to see this film.
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
Makes me glad they wrapped up Farscape even if it was rushed and they screwed up Pilot’s voice.
The thing is, it’s the same voice actor, but they didn’t use the usual filter.
They lost the settings, which happens I guess, but it’s like they didn’t even compare to get it close. It sounds like Pilot is part Kermit.
But it’s a minor gripe really, I’m glad we got something… even if it had John yelling at Rygel for something he literally never said.
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
I am only watching if they get Keith David back. I am not sure who else could deliver the line “Baby, I know it’s pretty, but I didn’t take it out for air.”
Plugging “The Muppets Christmas Carol” as the most accurate version of the book. Hands-down, the Muppets actually make some quality content.
It’s the second-best version of A Christmas Carol, after the Blackadder version.
A cozy Christmas evening ended with Christmas Carol Gone Wrong
What’s wrong with Muppet remakes of Muppet movies? What if the Muppets puppeteered their own little Muppets? Muppetroyshka.
Sounds like Inception.
Oh yes, Inception would be a great Muppet film: at every level they go deeper, it switches between real humans and Muppets.
Instead of little tokens everyone is constantly checking their butt for hands
As soon as The Muppets and Lucasfilm were both owned by Disney, my friends and I spent a lot of time taking about how a Muppet Star Wars just makes sense.
Now, it’s a bit of a crowded space, with Blue Harvest and Space Balls already doing a lot of parody work in this area, but I think there’s still room. The only problem is that I think the normal formula would have Luke be played by a human and everyone else be Muppets, but Kermit feels like he’d be a great Luke. So you’d need one of the other key roles to be human to balance it out.
I think we’d need a human Yoda too. Just an any guy.
Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.
Danny Devito would be a great Chewie
For a moment I thought this was a gaming community for some unholy reason, and I immediately imagined a Skyrim remake with Muppets
Another option is throw a director/team that is as close to opposite as possible for the remake, lion king? why not see what tarantino would do
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
This needs to be widely distributed in Hollywood immediately.
