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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

I know exactly where

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I know exactly where

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    18 days ago

    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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      Actually, it’s dad JOKES.

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        Perfect because I’m a JOKE of a dad!

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          Damn, bro. You okay?

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            I’m ok but my kid isn’t! badump pssshh

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      My wife has been trying to convince me of this.

      She is very persuasive.

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    “It’s 2am why are you making pudding?”

    “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

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    Vaguely recall a Dr. Cox (Scrubs tv show) line “The trick is to hate your body” from like 20 years ago

    Hate it sooner than later, i guess

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    it’s been wrong for as long as i can remember. perhaps longer. it’s always been wrong, as far as i know.

    it’s still wrong…

    …but for the first time, it seems to be getting less wrong.

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      🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

      • Cypressed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        nailed it <3

        but that’s aspirational at this point; right now I’m due-diligence jumping through hoops that my doctor keeps putting in my way to gatekeep me from transitioning. honestly though, i really did need to lose all this weight. i’ve recently surpassed a hundred pounds down, but i’m still at least 125 more away from a healthy enough condition to put my foot down.

        it’s gonna be rather compelling and demonstrative of this not being a fleeting ephemeral whim that only arose ‘just recently’ when I can look a doctor in the eye and state with total honesty,

        “I have dedicated several years of persistent effort to drag my weight down into a healthy range specifically because I promised myself that I would pursue a gender transition if i made it. I have lost more than my entire current body weight specifically in pursuit of this goal. If you try to tell me after all of that, that all my effort toward this exact goal was for naught, The Result Of Your Decision Shall Be Very ‘Unhealthy’ For Me, DOCTOR.”

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    Maybe a full bald man-scaping wasn’t such a great idea after all…

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    Well exactly, because evolutionarily we do still have bodies that should be covered in fur, a lot of fur.

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      So do Siamese cats.

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    It went wrong from day one.

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    Oi! I’ll not have any cat shaming! It’s a beautiful kitty!

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      All Cats Are Beautiful!

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    time.

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    Dunno, my mirror is usually fogged

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