I identify as “my dude”
I bet you’re looking forward to tomorrow, then!
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I’m partial to Homie/Comrade personally.
Is mixing those together where “commie” comes from?
Broseph Stalin
Nah, that’s where we get homerad
Wrote the odysserad
Ah yes, the famous sequel to the ilirad
Pretty sure they shortened coummunist to get commie but I ain’t no linguist
It’s okay: I’m a commielinguist and can certify what I said.
Seize the meaning of broduction
Redistribute the swellth
A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.
I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.
Ok but getting called brother by a stranger is pretty validating
For um “honouns” (maybe not!) I’ll never turn down a “Hun” or a “Babes”, maybe a “Girlfriend”. But if I get a “Gorgeous”, “Queen” or “Diva”, I can use my laser beam eyes and super strength
I like using ‘Love’.
Hey love, how was your day?
We do need some awesome forms of address including the word sis like guys do with bro
That said I always feel most powerful with a casual “sister”
Big dawg is how I gas up my buddies when they look down
I like both cat and dog, ranger and sport are classics that need to come back. Hotshot and stud are both good as well. Slick is the ideal insulting bronoun. You fuck up and someone says “nice going slick” and that’s it, go home for the day, try again tomorrow.
Brosef
Brochacho if you wanna spice it up with some Spanish.
Bromine, because I’m volatile and ready to fart anytime.
Broseidon. King of the Brocean.
I like “cuz” because while we are not all “bros” we are all distant cousins.
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big turds working wherever i go
I ask all my bros to call me bro, but they usually say m’lady :(
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