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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle

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Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago
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Kristen Naylor had been taken to a police station after attacking his father
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  • MurrayL@lemmy.world
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    For any confused Americans, a British flapjack is not a pancake, it’s more of a soft granola bar.

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      Oh thanks, that really clears things up.

      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah. You can add Canada to the confused list. Is “pot noodle” ramen or something?

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    That sentence had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

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      So…2?

      • Almacca@aussie.zone
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        At least!

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    Sometimes you got to give them the ol’Pot Noodle Flapjack attack!

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    That can’t possibly be the actual headline.

    [Checks headline]

    Well I’ll be damned…

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    When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s

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    Hero

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    Was expecting the Daily Sport with a headline like that

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    How about he can have all the booze he wants, but banned from violence?

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