RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down10
arrow-up1107arrow-down1external-linkViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squaremelsaskca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWhen the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s
When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s