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Technically she said “make everyone lactose intolerance”, not “intolerant”.
Obligatory lack toes in toddler ants
“Cut everyone’s lifespan to less than 100 years. Rewrite evolutionary history so the populations of all elephant, cow, canines, and cat nation-states cannot and never could speak. Delete the continent of Lemuria from existence.”
But milk contains water so… stack overflow?
hey kid, ever seen a planet go through every stage of a star’s lifecycle?
Would a genie intentionally find loopholes in wishes that were themselves mischievously malicious?
Depends. I’d like to think that if the wish will naturally backfire on the wisher, no need to try and find a loophole
Well, yes it does.
I mean you can just filter the milk and extract the water, what worries me is all acuatic life dying which would mess with the oxygen and then the whole wish also messes with the temperature of the earth and would lead to us dying. Without considering the water in our body being turned into milk. Blood is kinda already milk but unfiltered and stuff tho. Anyways, probably either an uncomfortable, painful and slow death, an extremely painful but quick death or an instant but painless death.
Just ran out of milk for my coffee so I used blood and it was fine
Milk comes from blood. Some stuff gets filtered and all that but still. If you do the right steps you could probably make something similar to milk I imagine. Still blood will obviously taste differently.
Wow, I was just being silly but TIL.
urine is actually blood too, just filtered differently.
you could say we “milk” ourselves 3-5 times a day.
I don’t know where I imagined these things came from before but this is all a revelation.
I’m a middle-aged scientist.
wasn’t milk called “blood of the cow” at one time?
Do the oceans turn into regular milk or salty milk?
no such thing as salty milk, it’s just cheese.
That’s not a catgirl, that’s a motherfucking chaos demon
What catgirl?
Exactly
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