Only time I ever saw anyone’s genitals in the bathroom was because I was fucking one of the strippers (my co-worker, I was never a stripper but in some places cocktail waitresses are close! Not the places I worked, I’m not -that- bold, but she had a good time :)

I don’t think it was a mistake, I was young and that’s the sort of wild thing I was told early adulthood was about. But she offered to reciprocate and made me realize I wasn’t really into it.