I’m not your buddy, guy.
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Correct
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
I feel personally attacked.
I’m personally attacking you
At least the feeling is justified, then.
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
You’re in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Alright bucko
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
- NI
Now bring me a shrubbery
I go straight to “excuse me??”
I like a very stern “what’s up” if its a stranger.
Now, see here!
Oh my stars and garters
Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.
