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Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day
I only drink pH14 water
That stopped being water long ago
Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.
Sorry, I can’t understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
Edit: e tú, autocorrect?
Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…
Before or after you cut their face off?
After, obviously. Gotta keep the lips unscarred.
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Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.
Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?
Got it in one!
SqUiRt Of LeMoN!
It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
You do you, but I’m going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
Beat me to it.
no sugar
I ded
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
What does that even mean?
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.
No sugar? Is that good advice?
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot
Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing
Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
Memes don’t count
send me the list of what counts, lost mine
