Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I’m gonna kick your ass

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn’t know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!

Flouroboros

The map reminds me of Sid Meier’s Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

Gulf of long Florida.

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

FloReachAroundia!

It was all Florida all along…

I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.