I was going to make a joke about a hummus and jelly sandwich, but now that I think about it, that might be pretty good.
Thinking about a tart cherry jam with hummus on a pita.
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I misread that title as Humans and peanut butter are close relatives. Was starting to think I was nuts.
Was starting to think I was legumes.*
S+ tier pun
Dropping some truth bombs out here. I’ll tell ya, people love grinding shit up.
Refried beans
Both taste good on burgers but not together
Hummus is just chickpea butter.
Bad hummus is. Good hummus will have other ingredients like garlic and lemon.
Peanut butter is the opposite. Good peanut butter is just ground peanuts. Bad peanut butter includes a bunch of random garbage like sugar and palm oil. You know peanut butter is good if it has oil on top at the store.
And mayo is just raw eggs
Funny because I would die for peanut butter but detest hummus
I was like that. I really didnt like some. I got some beetroot hummus and it changed me, Ill put it on anything. Now I love the stuff, roast veg on hummus and flatbread is bliss.
Baba ganoush too
These are just a couple of the savory Nutellas out there. Refried beans, mushy peas, etc…
Nutella can never even be inferred to be a nut butter lol. It is literally >50% sugar and palm oil. Only 13% hazelnuts. In 2017 they reduced the chocolate solids further and added more sugar and more skimmed milk powder. Almost half its calories is from sugar.
The traditional hazelnut butter was 71.5% hazelnut paste and 19.5% chocolate, but nutella doesn’t even have enough cocoa powder to have the label of “chocolate cream” in many countries.
wait till I tell you about refried beans
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So are me and my cousin Methue.
Nobody ever doubted it.
