I grew up in Washington surrounded by apple orchards. We grew chest hair from smoking out of those apples and then eating them to remove the evidence… and then we got cancer from smoking and eating the pesticides on the apples, turns out the chest hair was an early warning sign.
(I do actually have cancer, but it’s not actually this, this is a joke)
it built character
and various forms of cancer
I grew up in Washington surrounded by apple orchards. We grew chest hair from smoking out of those apples and then eating them to remove the evidence… and then we got cancer from smoking and eating the pesticides on the apples, turns out the chest hair was an early warning sign.
(I do actually have cancer, but it’s not actually this, this is a joke)
Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!