I’m not convinced. So I asked my own independent panel of experts, and they all agreed. The panel:

Two of my experts, pictured here, also agree.

So far I’ve only seen experts making the same claim and no counter arguments, so therefore I will mark this as true until proven otherwise.
To be fair, the one on the left is deaf so he did not hear anything when asked and simply agreed.
This has to become a meme template
is this about airflow? that really is valid, people don’t get enough fresh air inside imo.
about the cats, yeah, they definitely deserve a spot next to you.
edit: i checked and yes it’s about co2 buildup. keep the air moving, open that door.
I just keep my window open. Unless it rains, then it’s closed.
You could just sleep with the window open, rather than having the cat jump on your belly at 3am waking you up and scaring the hell out of you.
why not both? both is good.
Yeah, getting a good air quality monitor has made me understand the value of open windows. The co2 levels are so much higher with the windows closed
I don’t live in a climate that supports that. My cat can come and go as she pleases. My other cat won’t come in at night because it’s not his territory.
I would like to but damn those birds are loud starting from 4am
Experts: open their cage door too and this problem will resolve itself
No, I mean the birds outside. I need to dut my windows and my door not to hear them
Just use Teflon cookware.
Next to me would be FINE. On my face? No, thank you, sweetums.
Who are the experts? Arsonists? Doors safe lives.
Somehow you’re the only one mentioning this and yes I’ve only ever heard sleep with door closed to buy time in a fire.
Well la-dee-frickin-da with your reasons to continue living
Closed doors, specifically
I’d love to let my cat sleep in my room. He just won’t be reasonable about it and let me sleep. So the door stays shut.
We keep our doors open because we have young kids. My cat knows this and abuses it. And by the time my kids are old enough to start shutting their doors, Bruce Willis probably will be at the end of his rope, and I’ll wish he was still around to abuse it.
I have a CO² sensor. When I sleep with the door shut, the CO² climbs up to and levels out at >1800 ppm.
I have a noticable headache the following day when I do this. I’ve tested it for nine days and now I’ve got a doorstop which prevents me from closing the door completely by accident or with drafts
Brew vats of algae in your room. Creates a ton of oxygen and is really easy to care for.
That’s the most engineer ass answer I’ve ever seen.
High Co2? Algae can solve that. How much… Well a vat should do, better make it two just in case.
“Why yes, I do keep vats of algae in my bedroom why do you ask?”
It’s my emotional support vat of algae. I keep it in my bed.
There was a video from a guy that tested that. It didn’t go as well as he hoped.
If I am remembering the same video, he had like 4 five gallon containers. You can hardly call that a vat…
Replace your bed with a water bed, fill it with algae. Problem solved.
And you’re just going to trust us to find the video ourselves?
Don’t worry, you got this. I believe in you.
What kind of algae? I want to grow a vat of it. Assuming it’s a fresh water algae.
There was research into algae to make fuel, started during the arab oil embargo, killed off by big oil, then exxon eco opted it and made sure it went no where and finally just killed it. But the national renewable energy laboratory has a bunch of strains at cost. The best strains mysteriously disappeared from the university of hawaii that is holding them.
Open the window.
Get better airflow in your room through ventilation.
Wear an o2 mask
Look for the largest air bubbles:

A mosquitoe wrote this.
Get a Snake plant. They create a lot of Oxygen and easy to take care of.
You would need hundreds of houseplants to offset a single human’s CO2/provide enough O2.
I’m not anti house plants, they have benefits, but a single plant will not make a meaningful oxygen difference.
6 Normal size snake plants can produce enough oxygen to keep a single human alive fyi
Source? As far as I’m aware that’s a false claim that’s been circulating for a while. It distorted a NASA study about air quality, not even about oxygen production. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-nasa-study-snake-plants-oxygen-survival-212605533455
Put it this way, to provide enough oxygen for a human, you would have to grow the equivalent plant matter worth of carbon. We eat a lot of carbon, that’s a lot of plant growth per day.
Mine goes up to 2850 or so, even when I air out the room in the evening down to 430 or so.
But luckily no headache for me. I can’t handle having the door open, I’m the last flatmate to get up in the morning.
That…. Should be looked at because that’s not right.
Well there is no forced air. There isn’t really any variables to have anyone look at. Short of sawing a hole in a wall, door or window.
- 400 ppm CO₂ in air would be about 0.72 g / m³
- 3000 ppm CO₂ in air would be about 5.40 g / m³
The room is about 20 m³ in volume. So in total that’s 14.4 g to 108 g in a night. Ignoring any that diffuses under the door into the hallway, this would imply I breathe out 93.6 g of CO₂ in 8 h at rest.
A common number I see online for adult humans is 1kg per day. Makes sense that a significantly higher than proportional part of that is during waking hours, so I expect quit a bit less than 300g at night. Seems pretty plausible to me all-in-all.
No, I mean that should be looked at in that that’s too much CO2
You have poor ventilation in that room. Should look to making a vent
Wow, it’s 432 ppm in the air. That is a lot. You should get some house plants.
Furry creature types with ease
Paws playing music with keys
Telling their feeders what2 do
Are they predators or is it true
If you die the beast will eat yu
Barfing up sum vry nasty goo
Barbed penis and many fleas
But I wanna pet them, please
thank you
I’m just being me as I understand God wants me to be. What am I doing? I don’t fukken know, dude. But thank you for the thanks.
never heard of God, but appreciate the poetry
A skit of three lines:
Man: I am the son of God!
Woman: That’s blasphemous!
Man: But sister, surely you know our father?
God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system; entanglements defined by the communication process of Server, Client, Holy Internet.
oh i c.
thanks god for for all the internet
Actually experts recommend keeping it closed in the event of a fire lol
Journalists mean “capitalists” and “rich people” when they say “experts”. Journalists are just “writing what they’re told to”, which makes them complicit.
Why the fuck would rich people care about this? This place is fucking ridiculous sometimes.
I would let my dog in bed with me but he twitches ad barks in his sleep
Semi-corporeal ghosts as well. They can also type.
if i dont, the other lights and noises in the house keep me awake. aint havin that













