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Mutant healing

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    I’d like to see a surgeon attempt any kind of surgery on Wolverine. As soon as he is cut he immediately starts healing.

    Wolverine's healing factor only takes a few minutes to go from bare bones to nerves, blood vessels, muscles and skin.

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      I mean, he famously had one pretty big surgery

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        Sure, but they constantly reference how difficult that was, how his healing factor was the only thing that let him survive it, but how it also required all kinds of machines and doohickeys to somehow introduce the adamantium into his skeleton so that it wouldn’t be rejected.

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          What if they make the dick heal around an adamantium vagina mold

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            This is t-shirt worthy. Hell, it’s worthy of being in the official marvel comic run.

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      A chair made of Minecraft stonecutter, door, and trapdoors. "Behold the almighty gender changer" is splayed on top.

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      You could have someone like Leech temporary negate his powers.

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        But, once they came back he’d heal back to wolverine: mutton chops, wings of hair, a hairy chest, and all the other typically male wolverine characteristics.

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          Sure, but it could be done, even if temporarily.

          Also would the hair grow back? Isn’t hair dead cells? Or does Wolverine have sentient hair?

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