No? Dam you got me hah hah, have a good day now
Like the woman saying that she does not consent to the police detaining her xD
The human body has ways of shutting robbery down.
only if its a legitimate robbery
I get yelled at when I use this meme to point out the futility in telling people about their “rights” in the face of ICE. ICE are criminals and won’t respect your rights
Translation on their part: “I wish to show solidarity, but the only way to do that is by breaking the law, so I will use words to claim moral superiority without doing anything.”
“Know your rights” is like offering “thoughts and prayers” to school shooting victims.
In fact, your robber may even be inclined to give you something!
“Have you been held at gunpoint without your consent? You may be entitled to cash compensation.”
A mug and a signed card to say sorry
“Follow me for more tips on how to get shot for no reason.”
“Motherfucker that was a perfectly valid goddamn reason to shoot you.” - guy robbing you because he wants what you have
This reminds me of the sketch in The Onion Movie where the masked gunman comes into the bank, but he doesn’t want money, he wants a job. So, they give him one. Worth the watch and hopefully this link works to see the full sketch:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuyCVaEHMU
Edit: Found the full sketch and fixed link.
Thanks for this hack excited to try it.
This is valid only if robbery has not been made legal, or better: institutionalised. Finest example is, of course, Ankh-Morpork’s Guild of Thieves.
Or just give him a cup of coffee.
Haven’t you ever seen Dora the Explora?
I thought it was Dorer the Explora?
Sweipah the Fachs
“Sweipah nae d’ya sweip!”
