…at work.
As a 34 year old, I welcome death. You mean I still need to do this for 35 more years??!! Fucking hell! Why do people like bringing children into this hellscape?
Entitled 70 year olds want to “retire” when they could be earning value for shareholders till the hour of their deaths.
So my slop-radar dings this one but the only things I can see are the nonsensical third tube on the lower left and the left crane just floats in the air. I hate this.
Tbf, that is the most cost effective solution for our capitalist overlords.
Not if you choose to do a Luigi on your way out.
Not if you do it on a data center construction site, make it look like a homicide, and stop the construction until the investigation completes.
Exactly as republicans expect you to.
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Literally.
Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my retirement plan.
Haha yeah totally like. At this rate we’ve no hope of fat retirement payments at all and even then mid 70s before we get them.
I worked with a guy always said 6ft under was his plan for retirement he knew already funny guy
Rent seek, but not social safety net like a filthy parasite. There’s a distinction and it’s important in America. Have you earned the right to take other’s labor? /s
Suicide or homicide!
I’ve been thinking about putting a nice poster or painting on my ceiling, so when I die at my desk if I happen to slump backward at least a nice poster will be the last thing I see.
Pretty infallible.
I can’t WAIT to retire!!! 😀
