Suicide or homicide!

Exactly as republicans expect you to.

I worked with a guy always said 6ft under was his plan for retirement he knew already funny guy

Literally.

Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my retirement plan.

Rent seek, but not social safety net like a filthy parasite. There’s a distinction and it’s important in America. Have you earned the right to take other’s labor? /s

I’ve been thinking about putting a nice poster or painting on my ceiling, so when I die at my desk if I happen to slump backward at least a nice poster will be the last thing I see.

Pretty infallible.

I can’t WAIT to retire!!! 😀