Well so long as I can have my study whiskey
The library is a prison.
– Foucault, probably
So, they just don’t want drinks that make noise when you open them?
This message does not apply to hard liquors.
I’m very curious as to why, but I won’t argue.
There’s other good speculation on the reasoning but I wonder if it’s due to the younger staff put in charge of posting this notice. Maybe they pestered management about the specific reasoning until they determined that hard liquor did not meet the provided definition of restricted items, then added the last sentence as a form of protest.
Don’t mess with the hard liquor lobby. If you know, you know
In my experience the library is often visited by homeless people because it’s free entertainment. A lot of the homeless people around my area are also alcoholics and have you ever tried to take alcohol away from an alcoholic. It’s not easy.
They have a resealable top. The library is most likely concerned about spills. Most of them have a no cans policy.
So… study whiskey is ok?
More of a Scotch person myself.
Of course.
Tweas?
Boozey iced teas
Never heard that particular slang but sounds like it’s from the Twisted Teas brand
It’s not the booze that’s banned it’s the can
if that were the case they could just write “no canned beverages” or “no drinks without resealable lids” etc. there’s no reason to bring booze into it at all. so if that was their intent then this is really poor communication.
Study wine it is
Okay but drink it from the bottle. No spills!
Fascists :(
