Study shots it is then, got it.
I had a 6 AM start microbiology lab. In order to get myself going, I brought a bottle of wine carefully poured into a bottle of Gatorade.
I fucking loved that class.
Also our TA was a smoke show.
Well so long as I can have my study whiskey
This message does not apply to hard liquors.
I’m very curious as to why, but I won’t argue.
I assumed it’s because the tenured faculty come in to do their research with a pocket flask.
Duh, obviously you need hard liquor for hard study. It’s pretty hard.
There’s other good speculation on the reasoning but I wonder if it’s due to the younger staff put in charge of posting this notice. Maybe they pestered management about the specific reasoning until they determined that hard liquor did not meet the provided definition of restricted items, then added the last sentence as a form of protest.
They have a resealable top. The library is most likely concerned about spills. Most of them have a no cans policy.
Don’t mess with the hard liquor lobby. If you know, you know
In my experience the library is often visited by homeless people because it’s free entertainment. A lot of the homeless people around my area are also alcoholics and have you ever tried to take alcohol away from an alcoholic. It’s not easy.
So… study whiskey is ok?
It’s the carbonation induced volcano they’re trying to avoid
Of course.
More of a Scotch person myself.
So, they just don’t want drinks that make noise when you open them?
Fizzy drinks in cans can erupt like a volcano too
The library is a prison.
– Foucault, probably
Tweas?
Boozey iced teas
Never heard that particular slang but sounds like it’s from the Twisted Teas brand
It’s not the booze that’s banned it’s the can
if that were the case they could just write “no canned beverages” or “no drinks without resealable lids” etc. there’s no reason to bring booze into it at all. so if that was their intent then this is really poor communication.
I assume VT is like what I’ve read about the USA where people can’t walk around outside with open alcohol.
Other canned drinks can just be brought out when you’re leaving, but you need to try to conceal beer. That’d lead to unnecessary spills.
Study wine it is
Okay but drink it from the bottle. No spills!
Fascists :(





