Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.

This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.

And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.

Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.

Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.

You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.

It’s doing a loopity-loop, it’s time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.

Inverse back-testing

Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.

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Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?

I’m a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.