Eating sounds.
I could strangle a person who eats like a pig…
I can kinda bear chewing noises from Mukbangs but i recently stumbled over one that had such insane chewing noises that i got mad over it. Turns out i do have a limit for chewing noises after all.
The video i saw sounded like someone fed the sarlacc monster with a gallon of slime and a gallon of cornflakes. It’s like they made foleys of the monster from Alien eating a human and needed to find another video to use this on.
When I’m in a discord channel and hear someone begin eating because they’re on voice activated…
Or they’re talking while also eating…
I feel the urge to strangle through my computer screen.
Wet or soggy bread. No idea why.
Gavin?
Why was that my first thought too lol
I wonder if anyone likes beer the first time they try it. I thought it was nasty but drank it for years because I was a student and it was the cheapest way to get drunk. I eventually acquired a taste for it and now genuinely enjoy it.
I love dipping bread into water. Yum.
Autotune.
most ridiculous thing in the music industry ever. there’s just NO proper use case for autotune.
so much so, there’s only one song that I think utilized autotune in a somewhat OK way, and it’s a flippin’ track from Sims 2’s Pop radio station
Lonely Island’s I’m on a Boat gets a pass too.
It was fun when Cher did it, twenty three years ago.
Now it just serves to enable people who can’t sing to save their lives (but look good while doing it).
Feels a bit reductive, even if you’re a bad singer the use of auto tune alone shouldn’t discount you as a musician. These days it should be looked at like just another instrument. Some artists that would otherwise sound poor a cappella might use a guitar to accompany their voice. What’s the difference?
The smell and taste of beer.
I will never understand why people all around the world like it.
Personally, I like it for the smell and taste. But also the mouthfeel.
@tictac2 as someone with sensitive teeth, seeing anyone take a BITE out of their ice cream instead of licking it. 🙈
@maksymizeFor me it’s hearing someone bite an apple.
@spittingimage interesting! I find that ‘snick’ sound actually satisfying lol
It’s because I immediately imagine biting an apple myself. My sensitive teeth make it feel like chewing tinfoil.
@spittingimage oof just reading that sentence sent a chill down my neck lol tin foil bite no bueno
I can happily crunch on ice cubes. I still do lick soft serve ice-cream though because that’s just how it should be.
Trypophobia, something about those kinds of holes… *shudder*
Toothpaste that foams too much. Which is most toothpaste.
Do you wet your toothbrush first, or just use it dry? I don’t like how much toothpaste foams up when I wet it first, but using it dry is fine (for me, anyway)
I hadn’t even considered that. I usually wet it first. I’ll try not doing that and see if i have a better experience.
Mustard touching cheese. I want both on every sandwich, but they cannot touch.
Do they not touch in your mouth?
Everything touches in my mouth. I don’t like when they touch on the sandwich.
Remember that I put this forward as something I know is irrational.
Wet bathroom and toilet floors
And stepping onto said wet floors with socks on…
Pantyhose is even worse!
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Public restrooms.
Roasted or fried chicken. Something about the strong smell just whips my brain into anger and disgust. I can’t think, talk or smile once I smell it. Especially in a enclosed space.
sibilance
Kraft Parmesean Cheese. I can’t stant even thinking about it. I’ve never smelled a dead body but I’m assuming that’s what it smells like
Hearing someone tell me about their dream
If I’m not in it and nobody’s having sex, I don’t give a shit. It’s your brain throwing out random nonsense and has no bearing on anything in reality. Keep it to yourself.
Wooden teeth.
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Mouth breathers, but only when you can hear the airflow.
