- cross-posted to:
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- humor@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47020617
By Beetlemoses
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Why did the alien go to Turkey, as opposed to other countries on Earth? I don’t get it, but then again, I don’t get out much.
Thank you. This all makes sense now.
The first time I had a layover in Istanbul, I thought I got on a set of some horror movie. Sow many men with bleeding scalps.
Akshually you can’t do these hair transplants if you are completely bald. Because the operation requires donor hairs the only thing they do is move hairs from a spot with hair to a bald spot.
Unless of course this alien has thick luscious hair on his chest.
I think the implication is that the guy on our left donated their hair which makes even less sense
Oh yeah now I see it. Well now the alien has to swallow immunosuppressants their entire life otherwise the hairs will fall out.
So it’s easier for someone who had an organ transplant to have a hair transplant since they’re already on immunosuppressants then?
I can’t believe turkey painted its English name in massive red letters
They’re advertising their hair transplant business
it’s old English name
I have gone to several Thankgivings in my life, and yet I’m still losing my hair.
I am more worried about aliens listening to Turkish rap.
Sometimes they take beard hair to implant on the head
I just shave my pubes and staple them to my head and that’s enough to get a girlfriend, I found. That and a gun. That’s also a vital component to the alchemy, I find.
