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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

Finally, we have the blueprints!

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Finally, we have the blueprints!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    18 days ago

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    I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

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      Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.

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    The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

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      They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.

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    Where’s the abortionarium?

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    I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

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    But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?

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      I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.

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    If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.

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    I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

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      Maybe even anthreefa.

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        now I get it, read ant-wofa

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        We are legion

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    Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!

    I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

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      It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!

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    room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

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    2 STORY GRAND FOYER

    Does it go to a 2nd floor?

    … … …No

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    what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

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    ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

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    This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.

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    While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.

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      lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.

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      I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes

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