nitrates bad for kitty
It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.
Sounds something a cat would say :3
Sounds like something a milk wouldn’t say 🤔
🐄 🥛 “sir we have been compromised”
Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.
https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs
also not good for humans.
This is why he is theif
Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that’s why.

Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?
I’m sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.
She cannot be the hot dog thief because she’s a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.
Goddammit Donut!
Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’
What this? I have a lip growth…is it noticeable? you feel bad now?
They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.
Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.
I saw nothing.








