I wish there was a Nobel Prize for photography.
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for pornography.
That seems more of an Olympic sort of thing …
I mean I’m given to understand they’re already fucking each other enough to deplete the condom reserves. Just film it and start handing out medals.
Now I want to see porn stars doing track and field events … I’m curious to know how their stamina might transfer to different disciplines.
Woild also be nice to get a statistical breakdown of athlete sex during the Olympics. Like, how much is hetero, how long it lasts, how much of it’s kinky, etc
These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I’d rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
That’s how you get me to watch the Olympics.
Something something high protein diet …
Someone give this poor cat his ring back!
Curses! Thou hath foiled my plans once more, o window thingy, and I shan’t forget thy treachery!
I thought that was Yoda for a second.
looks more like gollum
Where is the preciousssss!
Who else can see the man looking out the window? Maybe my brightness is too low. Pun unintended
The dark side is strong in him
Was it the cats use of the braincell that slipped thru his fingers?
Saturn devouring his (invisible) son.
