He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He’s an elderly man with dementia. I’m pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.
Republicans are so weak!
Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.
There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.
I mean, yeah, but he’s never lifted a finger in his life.
I’m pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.
I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y’all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.
It’s hard to beat up an octogenarian when you’re a nonagenarian
I… don’t really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?
It’s the latter
Meme version
Epstein’s best friend should not be allowed in the same room as 8 year olds
What if we give the 8 year old a knife and no rules against using it if needed
Well if orangeboi is in the room with a kid, the kid needs it.
Is the eight-year-old bloodlusted?
So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn’t know that already.
MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.
83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain’t got a chance.
100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn’t be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him … it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.
Jake Paul enjoys boxing matches with elderly celebrities
Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He’s never once taken a punch. He’s soft like 10-ply. I’d be delighted to demonstrate.
I do not want to be anywhere near the guy so not really no.
If you can walk all the way around a block you can defeat this man via cardio and never throw a punch.
Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight, and really should.
I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
I wish I could say the same but my dogs are dumb as hell and the big one waits for me to go down the stairs while standing in front of me blocking the stairs. He also does this going up the stairs, going through a hallway, doorway, literally anywhere. He is too large to step over and stands at an angle to take up as much room as possible
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
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I could with my left ankle tied to my right wrist. Guy believes that working out sapps the finite amount of energy from the body and makes you die earlier and has never done ANY exercise in his life other than golf. He is weak, old and frail. I find it funny they are bringing back the presidents fitness test in his name, and he hosts the UFC on the lawn. Guy probably can’t even do a single pushup. Super hypocritical. I’d also argue I know far more about guns and can shoot far better than the guy the 2A chuds jerk off to.
