• RedSeries (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He’s an elderly man with dementia. I’m pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.

    Republicans are so weak!

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      6 days ago

      I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y’all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.

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      Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.

      There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.

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        6 days ago

        I mean, yeah, but he’s never lifted a finger in his life.

        I’m pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.

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    I… don’t really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?

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    5 days ago

    Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He’s never once taken a punch. He’s soft like 10-ply. I’d be delighted to demonstrate.

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    6 days ago

    83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain’t got a chance.

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    5 days ago

    I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style

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    6 days ago

    So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn’t know that already.

    MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.

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    6 days ago

    100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn’t be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him … it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.

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    6 days ago

    I’d hold it on the Whitehouse lawn. If trump was in a normal state, I could take him. If he was in a blind ketchup rage, then I’m not so sure.