Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
The fuck is rogering?
That’s rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!
Now that is tickety-boo
sexHorizontal jogging
Some of the old in-out, in-out.
Peepee friction pleasure
Slap and tickle
Married a brit can confirm
Textbook intercourse
Does she… go?
Nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Say no more, say no more.
Sufficient!
drink me like a bole o waerh
Depends on accent:
South West: jrink me loike a bo’oh wa’er ('=glottal stop like in “ugh”)
London: drink me lyke a botto a wawtah
Merseyside: dlrinch me liche a bottull a wahtah (ch=choking sound)
“I’m arriving”,haha
That one got me.
Now we know.
Now we know.
