Who am I kidding I probably still would

Not to nitpick, but how would you do T9 with 8 inputs?

Textbook intercourse

It’s been a few years since I delved into the Reddit side, but the femcel communities here are much nicer places to be than the subreddits. There’s some feeling of independence and empowerment here, whereas the subreddits were always overwhelmed by insufferable idiots. They were truly the female version of terminally online incels.

Down with boomer humour

This could rhyme