You fuckers have problems
Alright. I just opened the app
Of all the days I chose to be literate, I choose this.
Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.
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Damn, I wish I could choose when to be literate. That sounds like a cool superpower
You really can tell Violet’s posts the moment you see them, can’t you?
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Never change violet08
What… did I just read?
Ah so that’s why it’s called Lemmy.
As in, lemmy kill myself real quick
Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?
Get out of here.
Glad to hear you’re enjoying yourself dear, please be safe.
The amount of willpower it’s taking to not hit the block button is a level I didn’t even know I had.
Violet08 is one of the few accounts keeping this place alive.
Morbid curiosity keeps the internet going
Eh it’s just a lil salty, luckily it doesn’t taste like larger quantities of piss. Pretty inoffensive.
Yeah, I can’t believe im saying this but a little piss is really not that big of a deal… If you’ve ever sucked dick before you probably have had piss in your mouth even if you didn’t realize it… I mean, I’m not into piss, like, at all. So I prefer to not really think about it but… Here we are.
Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly … I always said I’d try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.
It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn’t get over the smell and called a halt to it all … when it’s all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it’d be like water but it’s way more slippery.
Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it’s not unpleasant … more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.
jokes on you it is crab leg butter
BOOP! Droppin’ holes in the butter.
