You must log in or # to comment.
The “30 minutes ago to be precise” line got me.
Alright but what about jorkin the peanits? I need answers, tone is important.
Flicking the bean sounds like cleaning your dining room table in the laziest way possible
But what if you like it where the sun don’t shine?
Masturbation sounds like an obscure biological process done to make harvesting cellular peptides more efficient.
