This and using my stubble/beard.

I’m ready for someone to tell me which disease this is.

It’s been a while

… Its not so much that I get some kind of itch that requires chomping to sate, its that my mouth is almost a hand, and sometimes my other hand is holding something or otherwise occupied.

My grandmother used to say when your palm itches it means someone’s going to give you money

Like I suddenly have a needle in my palm

I have. It takes the deep relief.

DRINK WATER YA DEHYDRATED SLUTS

Y’all don’t use some rough fabric to do it? Like a couch or jeans or canvas or something like that? That’s how I do it.

The only time in my whole life that this happened was two summers back when I ate at Subway. Had a breaded chicken sub, and about 3hrs later the itching started. I didn’t really realize what was going on until next my hands themselves started getting puffy.

Popped an anti-histamine and things cooled down over the next couple hours. Never ate at Subway again

Cheese grater works every time

I had chronic urticaria, very severe hives for two years, itch is hell

This is what a pocket knife is for.

Moisturise motherfuckers