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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

877-CASH-NOW

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 days ago

    Just use your one free call for 911.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Big brain activities!!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      “PLEASE. I’M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I’M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY’LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY.”

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Technically the truth

        • xia@lemmy.ca
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          The best kind of truth

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    Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

  • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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      I’ve seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and, if so, what the hell!?

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        https://youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI

  • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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    I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

    I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

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      Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny’s number

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.

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    Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol

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    Slop shit again

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    UK answer is Hastings Insurance.

    OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.

    Not sure if that even still exists. Haven’t heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.

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    I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol

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    411

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    555-1212

  • slingstone@lemmy.world
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    You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now…

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777

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