god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DThis incident will be reported.
From what logs?
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first…
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepwe don’t unzip, we tar
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
grep this
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
Between what?
Between what?
